“I was putting the bins out.”

R.T. answered the question on a Tuesday lunch break, bought twenty-five tickets, and forgot about it. He watched the first ten minutes of the stream on his phone, put it down, and took the bins out.

The call came at 20:41. He asked us twice whether it was a joke, then asked whether he could tell his mum before he told anyone else.

He took the car. Handover was eleven days later on a roof deck in Manchester, filmed with his consent, with his mum in the passenger seat for the first drive.